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Today, my mom informed me that she wouldn't be joining the rest of the girls in the limo ride to the church for my wedding ceremony because she wants to have her car with her. Why? Because she is planning to leave my wedding reception half way through to go home and take her dog out to pee. FML
by KitKat270 / 05/27/2009 at 9:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, I asked my mom if she thought I was straight. She looked at me and said "Well, that's really up to you honey. But your father and I would still love you." I was asking if she thought I had parked straight. FML
by Anonymous / 05/04/2009 at 12:51pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML
by Mark / 03/30/2009 at 3:06am / United States / Love
by happybirthday / 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/21/2009 at 11:38pm / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML
by lifesucks4me / 02/23/2009 at 7:51am / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
by Elmo / 02/16/2009 at 5:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Noname / 02/04/2009 at 6:23am / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
by kprice6 / 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by j4y / 01/28/2009 at 7:30pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…