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Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
by RBHSWedgieGirl / 01/22/2011 at 8:35pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while working as a hotel guard I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes I realized he was dead. FML
by Anonymous / 12/07/2010 at 11:18pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 11/08/2010 at 1:16pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
by betrayed / 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/13/2010 at 12:48am / United States (California) / Love
by StillHurt / 01/19/2010 at 1:44am / United States (New York) / Work
by shockedgirl / 01/16/2010 at 2:17am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by ForgottenKid / 11/06/2009 at 1:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/31/2009 at 3:40pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Health
Today, I had been working at the checkout for over 5 hours. Slighty tired while serving a customer, my eye accidentally twitched and I gave him a wink, he smiled and winked back. When I finished work 2 hours later he was outside, waiting for me, and followed me to my car, still smiling. FML
by Pop_Pies / 09/03/2009 at 9:27am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
by Anonymous / 08/11/2009 at 10:05pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, my mum called and told me she had bought me a new, white dish washer for my apartment because it doesn't have one. I was SO excited and told her I'd pay her back as soon as I could. I only had to pay her $1.25. She bought me a sponge. FML
by thanksalot / 07/10/2009 at 9:09pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Money
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
by dumped / 07/01/2009 at 1:25pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I discovered that the hearing in my left ear is still good. I haven't been able to hear that well out of it for 2 weeks and I thought I popped an eardrum and waited for it to heal. I stuck a Q-Tip in there to clean it out. Turns out there was actually a dead fly in my ear. For 2 weeks. FML
by JK710 / 06/22/2009 at 9:13pm / United States (Georgia) / Health
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
by Higgs / 06/02/2009 at 3:10pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…