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About sourgirl101 : Wow let's see, what can I say that won't bore you? ....probably nothing.
The name *sourgirl* comes from a Stone Temple Pilot song.(:
My name is Susan, nickname Suzi Q or just Q.
I'm Trinidadian(mom) and Norwegian(dad). Hot and cold baby!
I can drive a 5-speed. Excellent driver 'cause I learnt with the crazies in Miami!
I've been married FOREVER with my High School Sweetheart. (First and only love.) Husband cooks, cleans and shops! How lucky am I? Anything is possible!
I have two children (boy then girl).
Great at math, suck at spelling, but I still try.
I go to TONS of rock concerts.
I'm a Bar manager/ Bartender.
Love people to speak their mind, just wish it could be said respectfully to make the best point.

Thank you for not yawning too loudly.

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