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About sourgirl101 : Wow let's see, what can I say that won't bore you? ....probably nothing.
The name *sourgirl* comes from a Stone Temple Pilot song.(:
My name is Susan, nickname Suzi Q or just Q.
I'm Trinidadian(mom) and Norwegian(dad). Hot and cold baby!
I can drive a 5-speed. Excellent driver 'cause I learnt with the crazies in Miami!
I've been married FOREVER with my High School Sweetheart. (First and only love.) Husband cooks, cleans and shops!
Yes, I know my husband looks like Hercule A.K.A. Mr. Satan, from Dragon Ball Z
I have two children (boy then girl).
Great at math, suck at spelling, but I still try.
I go to TONS of rock concerts.
I'm a Bar manager/ Bartender.
Love people to speak their mind, just wish it could be said respectfully to make the best point.

Thank you for not yawning too loudly.

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