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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 17282
  • Number of comments : 3727
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 69 posted

About sourgirl101 : Wow let's see, what can I say that won't bore you? ....probably nothing.
The name *sourgirl* comes from a Stone Temple Pilot song.(:
My name is Susan, nickname Suzi Q or just Q.
I'm Trinidadian(mom) and Norwegian(dad). Hot and cold baby!
I can drive a 5-speed. Excellent driver 'cause I learnt with the crazies in Miami!
I've been married FOREVER with my High School Sweetheart. (First and only love.) Husband cooks, cleans and shops!
Yes, I know my husband looks like Hercule A.K.A. Mr. Satan, from Dragon Ball Z
I have two children (boy then girl).
Great at math, suck at spelling, but I still try.
I go to TONS of rock concerts.
I'm a Bar manager/ Bartender.
Love people to speak their mind, just wish it could be said respectfully to make the best point.

Thank you for not yawning too loudly.

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Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML

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On 09/20/2010 at 10:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML

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99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30135) - you deserved it (3154)

On 09/17/2010 at 7:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML

#13077269
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23600) - you deserved it (10385)

On 09/16/2010 at 7:27pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML

#13077269
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23600) - you deserved it (10385)

On 09/16/2010 at 7:27pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML

#13077269
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23600) - you deserved it (10385)

On 09/16/2010 at 7:27pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to the airport with my mom, who requested a wheelchair for me, since I have a broken leg. I'm 24. Embarrassed, I insisted I push myself around, instead of an airline assistant doing it. A few seconds later, I crash into the same airline assistant, who then falls back into my lap. FML

#13060775
134 comments

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On 09/15/2010 at 11:53am - health - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized the guy I like is not deaf. This would normally be good news. However, for the past two weeks I assumed he was deaf after seeing him use sign language. I've been openly talking about him within earshot. FML

#13049804
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8120) - you deserved it (44547)

On 09/14/2010 at 4:00pm - love - by Jackie - United States (California)

Today, my husband won't talk to me because he got mad when I asked him what he thought about 'that lame performance last night'. He doesn't believe that I really was talking about football. FML

#13033071
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28243) - you deserved it (7865)

On 09/13/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by GonnaBeLonley2night - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband won't talk to me because he got mad when I asked him what he thought about 'that lame performance last night'. He doesn't believe that I really was talking about football. FML

#13033071
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28243) - you deserved it (7865)

On 09/13/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by GonnaBeLonley2night - United States (Texas)

Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML

#13030985
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26193) - you deserved it (2974)

On 09/13/2010 at 2:49am - misc - by edwinduarte1 - Sent from mobile version

Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML

#13015077
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26751) - you deserved it (2395)

On 09/12/2010 at 3:23am - work - by ihatemyjob - Canada

Today, I had a nice, open chat with my mother. I accidentally let slip that I'm a nymphomaniac. She accidentally let slip that my dad is bad in bed. I don't think either of us will be chatting so openly for awhile. FML

#13012343
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23552) - you deserved it (8626)

On 09/12/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by ewmomew (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML

#12951031
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24809) - you deserved it (2104)

On 09/07/2010 at 5:30pm - love - by Glutton for Punishment. - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML

#12940949
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30051) - you deserved it (5984)

On 09/06/2010 at 10:26pm - love - by Today - United States

Today, I superglued my headphones back together. They weren't dry before I put them back in my ears. FML



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