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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 19039
  • Number of comments : 3734
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 69 posted

About sourgirl101 : Wow let's see, what can I say that won't bore you? ....probably nothing.
The name *sourgirl* comes from a Stone Temple Pilot song.(:
My name is Susan, nickname Suzi Q or just Q.
I'm Trinidadian(mom) and Norwegian(dad). Hot and cold baby!
I can drive a 5-speed. Excellent driver 'cause I learnt with the crazies in Miami!
I've been married FOREVER with my High School Sweetheart. (First and only love.) Husband cooks, cleans and shops!
Yes, I know my husband looks like Hercule A.K.A. Mr. Satan, from Dragon Ball Z
I have two children (boy then girl).
Great at math, suck at spelling, but I still try.
I go to TONS of rock concerts.
I'm a Bar manager/ Bartender.
Love people to speak their mind, just wish it could be said respectfully to make the best point.

Thank you for not yawning too loudly.

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sourgirl101's favorite FMLs

Today, I was running the track at my school. My crush of two years was running in front of me, so I decided to catch up and finally talk to her. When I caught up, the only thing I could think to say was, "What's your name?" even though I already knew. She replied, "Natalie". Her name is Melissa. FML

by Anonymous / 11/19/2010 at 7:49pm / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, 'I wish you liked anal.' FML

by lisacasabonita / 11/12/2010 at 11:31am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML

by Anonymous / 11/07/2010 at 5:07pm / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Animals

Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML

by meegs / 10/16/2010 at 8:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was eating jell-o and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML

by Anonymous / 10/10/2010 at 5:47pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML

by Anonymous / 10/10/2010 at 5:05am / United Kingdom / Health

Today, I got a zero on my math test. My teacher was convinced that I had written the answers on my arm. No answers, just really thick, black arm hair. FML

by Sean / 10/09/2010 at 4:54pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a zero on my math test. My teacher was convinced that I had written the answers on my arm. No answers, just really thick, black arm hair. FML

by Sean / 10/09/2010 at 4:54pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was making my bed which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML

by Username / 10/08/2010 at 6:53am / Health

Today, I was making my bed which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML

by Username / 10/08/2010 at 6:53am / Health

Today, my cousin and his fiancée took me to my first strip club experience. One of the strippers came over and danced for me. She pulled her thong string out and I tried to place the dollar in it with my mouth. I missed, to which she said "Put it in there, retard." FML

by Anonymous / 10/07/2010 at 7:45pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, my cousin and his fiancée took me to my first strip club experience. One of the strippers came over and danced for me. She pulled her thong string out and I tried to place the dollar in it with my mouth. I missed, to which she said "Put it in there, retard." FML

by Anonymous / 10/07/2010 at 7:45pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

by Jake / 09/28/2010 at 1:35pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love

Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML

by huj / 09/25/2010 at 5:49pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation

Today, there were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I started talking and I jokingly stated "Yeah, kids ruin everything." But before I could get out "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my phone rang. It was my one night stand. I'm going to be a daddy. FML

by Anonymous / 09/24/2010 at 7:25am / United States (Ohio) / Kids