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  • Title : Madam
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 16633
  • Number of comments : 3721
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 69 posted

About sourgirl101 : Wow let's see, what can I say that won't bore you? ....probably nothing.
The name *sourgirl* comes from a Stone Temple Pilot song.(:
My name is Susan, nickname Suzi Q or just Q.
I'm Trinidadian(mom) and Norwegian(dad). Hot and cold baby!
I can drive a 5-speed. Excellent driver 'cause I learnt with the crazies in Miami!
I've been married FOREVER with my High School Sweetheart. (First and only love.) Husband cooks, cleans and shops! How lucky am I? Anything is possible!
I have two children (boy then girl).
Great at math, suck at spelling, but I still try.
I go to TONS of rock concerts.
I'm a Bar manager/ Bartender.
Love people to speak their mind, just wish it could be said respectfully to make the best point.

Thank you for not yawning too loudly.

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Today, while making love, he farted. And blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML

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On 06/29/2011 at 1:13am - intimacy - by crazy_bitch122 - United States (California)

Today, while making love, he farted. And blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36976) - you deserved it (5733)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:13am - intimacy - by crazy_bitch122 - United States (California)

Today, I found out that if your boss deletes you off Facebook, it's probably not a good sign. FML

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On 06/07/2011 at 2:48am - work - by IloveMaroon5 - United States (Texas)

Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML

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On 05/28/2011 at 1:51am - love - by Fuckit - United States (Idaho)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

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Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

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121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49476) - you deserved it (4595)

On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States

Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML

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139 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 2:20am - love - by PlayboyBunny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

#14919566
147 comments

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On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

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111 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by 5minsolder (woman) - United States

Today, my wife thinks I will agree to anything she says if she just pleasures me orally. I now found out, she is correct. FML

#14341625
120 comments

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On 12/26/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I realized I've been driving for almost two years and still get excited when I park between the lines on my first try. FML

#14017590
120 comments

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On 11/28/2010 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML

#14009282
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28739) - you deserved it (4131)

On 11/28/2010 at 5:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition. FML

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157 comments

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On 11/27/2010 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, seeing Ozzy Osbourne live for the first time, I was trying to get the perfect photo of the entire band on stage. That is, until a sudden burst of pyrotechnics startled me, and I gave myself a black eye from the camera hitting me in the face. FML

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79 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 12:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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