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sourgirl101
  • Town/Country : Miami, FL USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 13757
  • Number of comments : 3642
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 69 posted

About sourgirl101 : Wow let's see, what can I say that won't bore you? ....probably nothing.
The name *sourgirl* comes from a Stone Temple Pilot song.(:
My name is Susan, nickname Suzi Q or just Q.
I'm Trinidadian(mom) and Norwegian(dad). Hot and cold baby!
I can drive a 5-speed. Excellent driver 'cause I learned with the crazies in Miami!
I've been married FOREVER with my High School Sweetheart. (First and only love.) Husband cooks, cleans and shops! How lucky am I? Anything is possible!
I have two children (boy then girl).
Great at math, suck at spelling, but I still try.
I go to TONS of rock concerts.
I'm a Bar manager/ Bartender.
Love people to speak their minds, just wish it could be said respectfully to make the best point.

Thank you for not yawning too loudly.

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Today, I finally found out where my great grandmother's antique handheld mirror disappeared to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML

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On 10/28/2011 at 8:25am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my mum yelled at me for wanting to apply to university courses that she doesn't approve of. I'm applying for Biomedical Sciences and Microbiology, she's an unemployed Jehovah's Witness. FML

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On 09/01/2011 at 10:40am - work - by WhatTheFaf (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, a cute guy in a bar came up to me, and we started chatting. I'm a natural blonde, and he commented on how nice my hair was. He then followed this up with, "Does the carpet match the curtains?" FML

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On 08/15/2011 at 11:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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On 08/09/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by iliketoastalot - United States (New York)

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

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On 08/07/2011 at 4:29pm - work - by power corrupts... (woman) - Czech Republic (Plzensky kraj)

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

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On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

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On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML

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On 07/17/2011 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I jokingly told my girlfriend that sperm kills acne, she laughed and said "so that's how you got rid of yours so fast" then continued to text all her friends and tell them. FML

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On 07/03/2011 at 1:51am - intimacy - by fmylife7721 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while making love, he farted. And blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML

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On 06/29/2011 at 1:13am - intimacy - by crazy_bitch122 - United States (California)

Today, I found out that if your boss deletes you off Facebook, it's probably not a good sign. FML

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On 06/07/2011 at 2:48am - work - by IloveMaroon5 - United States (Texas)

Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML

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On 05/28/2011 at 1:51am - love - by Fuckit - United States (Idaho)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

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On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

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On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States

Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML

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On 02/19/2011 at 2:20am - love - by PlayboyBunny (woman) - United States (Texas)