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About soundfilter : Hi, my name is Ryan and I enjoy posting witty comments on FML. If people find them funny, that's always a bonus. My low self-esteem always thanks the people who thumb them up. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go cry for an hour because one of my comments got a -3.
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Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML