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  • Town/Country : Brodheadsville, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 November 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 758
  • Number of comments : 156
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About soundfilter : Hi, my name is Ryan and I enjoy posting witty comments on FML. If people find them funny, that's always a bonus. My low self-esteem always thanks the people who thumb them up. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go cry for an hour because one of my comments got a -3.

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Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31998) - you deserved it (4347)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

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On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31304) - you deserved it (4492)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

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