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  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 November 1996 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 972
  • Number of comments : 156
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About soundfilter : Hi, my name is Ryan and I enjoy posting witty comments on FML. If people find them funny, that's always a bonus. My low self-esteem always thanks the people who thumb them up. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go cry for an hour because one of my comments got a -3.

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Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML

#17777844
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23157) - you deserved it (3647)

On 09/19/2011 at 1:09am - work - by Branman2480 - United States (New York)

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

#17773811
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33270) - you deserved it (16782)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML

#17761729
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25238) - you deserved it (4146)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my family came to see me in my first acting role in Romeo and Juliet. It all went reasonably well for the first half hour or so, after which my seemingly shitfaced aunt started heckling and saying "that's what she said" after every line, before eventually being thrown out by security. FML

#17760005
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23497) - you deserved it (2010)

On 09/16/2011 at 8:25pm - work - by Mandy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

#17742835
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31616) - you deserved it (5184)

On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)

Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML

#17734128
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23036) - you deserved it (9317)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, and swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML

#17711935
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26989) - you deserved it (2651)

On 09/10/2011 at 3:01pm - misc - by Hailey Antone - United States

Today, I'm getting kicked out of my flat because my drunk friends stole a pony and left it tied outside. FML

#17669700
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25882) - you deserved it (2990)

On 09/05/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by thefrightening1 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML

#17659578
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35968) - you deserved it (9405)

On 09/04/2011 at 5:36am - intimacy - by southernluxe - United States

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

#17642132
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27434) - you deserved it (3900)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47879) - you deserved it (18400)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

#17628790
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22396) - you deserved it (13131)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:02am - health - by Bigpoppa0507 - Canada

Today, my son was eating a plum. I was busy in the kitchen, and he came running in saying "Mummy my plum is wet", I told him it was fine and bit a bit off to prove it. He looked at me and said "No Mummy! Can you wash it please, I dropped it in my potty". I feel ill. FML

#17606704
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30569) - you deserved it (8685)

On 08/28/2011 at 5:25pm - kids - by cjay2200 - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of my upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML

#17577684
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29270) - you deserved it (4549)

On 08/25/2011 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by shocked (man) - United States

Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local pizza hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML

#17568217
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24301) - you deserved it (2211)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:14pm - misc - by Marty - United States (Michigan)



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