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About soulofnature : I love animals, nature and learning new things. I'm a vet tech in training who hopefully one day will be certified in rehab therapy for animals. I have a special needs dog who is my best friend and my inspiration for wanting to work with injured animals. I, like everyone else love music (mostly different types of rock). Gears of War, Resident Evil, and Red Dead Redemption are my games! I'm a nice person to everyone unless they give me a reason not to be.
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Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML
Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML