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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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soulebelius's favorite FMLs

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

#19090033
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26372) - you deserved it (2505)

On 02/15/2012 at 10:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML

#19085397
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26651) - you deserved it (1967)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML

#19084261
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26386) - you deserved it (4854)

On 02/15/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

#19072659
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35944) - you deserved it (2723)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

#19072252
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22004) - you deserved it (4998)

On 02/14/2012 at 7:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by text at 1:30 am because he didn't want to give me "the dread of answering a phone call." When I asked him for an explanation, his reply was, "For what?" FML

#19039937
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24433) - you deserved it (2433)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:59am - love - by 1.30am (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML

#19035452
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29291) - you deserved it (9065) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2012 at 5:11pm - misc - by Bonapp - France

Today, I was at a Buddhist shrine and wanted to light a candle for my friend who's having a rough time, when I got stung by a bee. I spent the next hour with a swollen shoulder. How does karma work again? FML

#19032712
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21330) - you deserved it (3887)

On 02/09/2012 at 6:05am - health - by thairsha (woman) - Japan

Today, I was at a Buddhist shrine and wanted to light a candle for my friend who's having a rough time, when I got stung by a bee. I spent the next hour with a swollen shoulder. How does karma work again? FML

#19032712
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21330) - you deserved it (3887)

On 02/09/2012 at 6:05am - health - by thairsha (woman) - Japan

Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML

#19032094
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24817) - you deserved it (2445)

On 02/09/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by Falcon - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was attacked by a bird at 3 in the morning. The bird was being attacked by an owl, and decided the safest place to land wasn't in a tree, but my face. No-one will believe me, despite the 12 stitches across my face. FML

#19026198
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23086) - you deserved it (1841)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

#19023542
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26386) - you deserved it (3870)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

#18984075
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39047) - you deserved it (4713)

On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States

Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML

#18982285
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27777) - you deserved it (6742)

On 02/03/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, at work, a customer threatened to punch me in the face because the store I work at doesn't have shopping baskets, only carts. FML

#18958245
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23733) - you deserved it (2126)

On 01/31/2012 at 1:12am - work - by chubbyreddevil - United States



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