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Today, I went to the beach. While I was enjoying the sun, an old man with prosthetic leg and no clothes on sat next to me. He took off his fake leg and put it behind his head. Then he opened his legs revealing his "stuff." I will never unsee this. Ever. FML

#19595886
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25665) - you deserved it (2204)

On 05/09/2012 at 12:54am - misc - by aligator1009 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

#19594950
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32603) - you deserved it (3123)

On 05/08/2012 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by laury - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML

#19594903
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18368) - you deserved it (8368)

On 05/08/2012 at 9:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was broken up with via a cereal analogy. Apparently, I'm a Cheerio and all he wants is a Fruit Loop. FML

#19591355
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20959) - you deserved it (1982)

On 05/08/2012 at 7:55am - love - by Kyley - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML

#19591291
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17335) - you deserved it (31366)

On 05/08/2012 at 7:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while at the store, I realized how socially inept I am when I said "excuse me" to a shopping cart because it was in my way. FML

Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML

#19563136
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31678) - you deserved it (6152)

On 05/02/2012 at 11:46am - intimacy - by winnerwinner (woman) - United States

Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML

#19554232
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8473) - you deserved it (55059)

On 04/30/2012 at 5:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML

#19440536
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22181) - you deserved it (2603)

On 04/09/2012 at 11:50pm - animals - by Lee (woman) - United States

Today, I had a terrible nightmare involving zombies slashing and eating at my face. I woke up in terror and urine, and found the slashing was very real: it was my cat pawing my face for me to feed him. FML

#19344885
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21392) - you deserved it (3840)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML

#19253868
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10114) - you deserved it (148566)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML

#19249399
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23074) - you deserved it (18547)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)

Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML

#19249177
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22394) - you deserved it (4300)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:04am - love - by atsukobo - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

#19240450
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24785) - you deserved it (6634)

On 03/08/2012 at 5:23pm - misc - by shelly - United States (Virginia)

Today, my new roommate told me he was bisexual. A little concerned, I opened up and told him that made me uncomfortable. His reply: "Oh don't worry, I'm only attracted to good looking guys." FML

#19232371
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12897) - you deserved it (45328)

On 03/07/2012 at 9:01am - misc - by Leland - Canada (Quebec)



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