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Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

#18926603
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29914) - you deserved it (3421)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML

#18924475
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8376) - you deserved it (21611)

On 01/27/2012 at 11:30am - misc - by maryfaithh (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML

#18924475
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8376) - you deserved it (21611)

On 01/27/2012 at 11:30am - misc - by maryfaithh (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I woke up to the sound of a Suburban crashing through my fence and striking the tree in my front yard. After filling out the police report, the driver repeatedly asked me to give him a lift to work. He seemed confused by my speechlessness. FML

#18880054
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23762) - you deserved it (2040)

On 01/22/2012 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I'm so broke that when I got out of the shower, I had to slowly dry myself off with a ShamWow sample I received in the mail. FML

#18871908
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28098) - you deserved it (4000)

On 01/21/2012 at 3:38pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML

#18852472
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7902) - you deserved it (46209)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML

#18850340
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37012) - you deserved it (2285)

On 01/19/2012 at 12:44am - work - by bad luck? - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could take me to the doctor. He responded by saying, "Just shove some ice up there. It'll go away." FML

#18850090
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30655) - you deserved it (3396)

On 01/19/2012 at 12:14am - health - by hurts.to.pee - United States

Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML

#18834443
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35246) - you deserved it (3067)

On 01/17/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by littlelottie - United States (Florida)

Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML

#18834443
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35246) - you deserved it (3067)

On 01/17/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by littlelottie - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML

#18764509
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26750) - you deserved it (6265)

On 01/10/2012 at 4:36am - intimacy - by eakthegeek - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

#18761652
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14178) - you deserved it (33772)

On 01/09/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, while helping my father build a shelf, I suggested that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggested I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML

#18738481
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26931) - you deserved it (14004)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm - misc - by Jman6295 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

#18716901
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37317) - you deserved it (4935) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML

#18714310
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27118) - you deserved it (3123)

On 01/05/2012 at 7:06am - animals - by Imgonnahaveabf - United States



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