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soseductive
  • Town/Country : Franklin, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 December 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1366
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About soseductive : i love coffee, rollercoasters, fml's, Target, italian food, adidas sweatpants, kissing, tanning, texting, playing lacrosse, playing volleyball, and traveling.
i hate sharks, walmart bathrooms, being too hot, and milk (love chocolate)

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Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30844) - you deserved it (99815)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30531) - you deserved it (70582)

On 04/08/2009 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by blizzard_of_77 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (446032) - you deserved it (32715)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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