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Today, while in the shower with my girlfriend she was going on and on about how she thinks she's fat when she's in perfect shape. With what she said still on my mind, I meant to say "honey, you're so beautiful", but accidentally said "honey, you're so fat". I'll be sleeping alone tonight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11758) - you deserved it (27706)

On 01/20/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by showerpower (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, while in the shower with my girlfriend she was going on and on about how she thinks she's fat when she's in perfect shape. With what she said still on my mind, I meant to say "honey, you're so beautiful", but accidentally said "honey, you're so fat". I'll be sleeping alone tonight. FML

#7460932
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I agree, your life sucks (11758) - you deserved it (27706)

On 01/20/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by showerpower (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
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I agree, your life sucks (21520) - you deserved it (9512)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21520) - you deserved it (9512)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I set my AIM status to be the currently-playing file on my iTunes. I've downloaded a lot of porn to my iTunes, and I wanted to watch some. My status changed to "Girl in Latex gets fucked in the ass." FML

#798927
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17016) - you deserved it (137739)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by ohshittttttt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I set my AIM status to be the currently-playing file on my iTunes. I've downloaded a lot of porn to my iTunes, and I wanted to watch some. My status changed to "Girl in Latex gets fucked in the ass." FML

#798927
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17016) - you deserved it (137739)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by ohshittttttt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
67 comments

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On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
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On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I made my new girlfriend orgasm for the first time. All she said after was "I drooled a little". FML

#4642
52 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 10:48am - intimacy - by nicknack22 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I made my new girlfriend orgasm for the first time. All she said after was "I drooled a little". FML

#4642
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I agree, your life sucks (31218) - you deserved it (4947)

On 02/01/2009 at 10:48am - intimacy - by nicknack22 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him around two minutes after that, and he had already fallen asleep. FML

#3910
44 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 8:57pm - love - by grreeatttt - United States (California)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him around two minutes after that, and he had already fallen asleep. FML

#3910
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I agree, your life sucks (6284) - you deserved it (25083)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:57pm - love - by grreeatttt - United States (California)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

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On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version



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