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TODAY, WHILE IN THE SHOWER WITH MY GIRLFRIEND SHE WAS GOING ON AND ON ABOUT HOW SHE THINKS SHE'S FAT WHEN SHE'S IN PERFECT SHAPE. WITH WHAT SHE SAID STILL ON MY MIND, I MEANT TO SAY "HONEY, YOUR SO BEAUTIFUL", BUT ACCIDENTALLY SAID "HONEY, YOUR SO FAT". I'LL BE SLEEPING ALONE TONIGHT. REAL FML

#7460932
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I agree, your life sucks (13430) - you deserved it (30140)

On 01/20/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by showerpower (man) - United States (Vermont)

TODAY, WHILE IN THE SHOWER WITH MY GIRLFRIEND SHE WAS GOING ON AND ON ABOUT HOW SHE THINKS SHE'S FAT WHEN SHE'S IN PERFECT SHAPE. WITH WHAT SHE SAID STILL ON MY MIND, I MEANT TO SAY "HONEY, YOUR SO BEAUTIFUL", BUT ACCIDENTALLY SAID "HONEY, YOUR SO FAT". I'LL BE SLEEPING ALONE TONIGHT. REAL FML

#7460932
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13430) - you deserved it (30140)

On 01/20/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by showerpower (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I askd a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
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On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I askd a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26920) - you deserved it (11874)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Yesterday, I set AIM statu to be the currently-playing file on iTunes . I've downloaded a lot of porn to iTunes, and I wanted to watch some . My statu changed to ( Grl in Latex gets fucked in the ass . ) FML

#798927
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On 04/04/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by ohshittttttt (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I set AIM statu to be the currently-playing file on iTunes . I've downloaded a lot of porn to iTunes, and I wanted to watch some . My statu changed to ( Grl in Latex gets fucked in the ass . ) FML

#798927
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On 04/04/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by ohshittttttt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
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On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
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On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today I made mah new grlfriend orgasm 4 the frst time. All she said after was "I drooled a little". FML

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On 02/01/2009 at 10:48am - intimacy - by nicknack22 - United States (Michigan)

Today I made mah new grlfriend orgasm 4 the frst time. All she said after was "I drooled a little". FML

#4642
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On 02/01/2009 at 10:48am - intimacy - by nicknack22 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I calld him around two minutes after that, and he had already fallen asleep. FML

#3910
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On 01/30/2009 at 8:57pm - love - by grreeatttt - United States (California)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I calld him around two minutes after that, and he had already fallen asleep. FML

#3910
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On 01/30/2009 at 8:57pm - love - by grreeatttt - United States (California)

Today, I had sex with a girlho cried out as she cummed ( Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord! ) FML

#552
128 comments

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On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version



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