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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 October 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I helped my buddy write a sweet love letter to his girlfriend. After reading it, she dumped him for being an "Edward Cullen wannabe", and when my girlfriend found out, she dumped me for "cheating" on her by writing the letter in the first place. FML

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