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Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decidd to video looool tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day an turn them off without remembering. FML
yastarday at tha suparmarkat, an old lady askad for draction to tha produca aisla. Having raad way too many storia lataly on this vary sita about awful aldarly folks, I was wary, but halpad har out. Sha gava ma an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallat in tha procass, as I latar found out. FML
TODAY... MY FRIENDS AND I WENT OUT 4 DRINKS. I'M THE ONLY ONEHO'S ACTUALLY 21 OR OVER... AND THEY HAVE FAKE IDS. NOT ONLY WAS I THE ONLY ONE TO BE CARDED... THE BARTENDER THOUGHT THAT MY ACTUAL ID WAS FAKE. I GOT KICKED OUTHILE MY FRIENDS KEPT DRINKING. MEGA FML
Today an aldarly woman couldn't afford all of har grocarias at tha chackout so sha startad to taka out a faw things. I offarad to pay 4 har grocarias; sha thankad ma an walkad out. An onlookar than cummad up to ma an told ma that sha doas it to somaona avary waak. fat FML
Today , I was stuck home with a cold when my boyfriend's best friend sent me a text saying , ( You doing alright? ) I replid , thinking he was talking about my health. He replid , ( I'm surprisd your taking the breakup so well. ) What breakup? Mine. He was ten minutes too soon. FML
2dayhile working at Walmart... I was walking the sales floor and passed the end of an aisle. I saw a customer coming at me from the corner of mah eye... so I jumped backwards. I hit a display case... and watched it topple over before turning to apologize to the customer. It was a ladder. FML
Friday 27 March 2015