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Today mah friend made an effort to draw a penis on every page in mah analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML

#20700580
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42897) - you deserved it (4313)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:11am - misc - by fucker43 - United States (Georgia)

Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decidd to video looool tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day an turn them off without remembering. FML

#20700571
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50555) - you deserved it (6007)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:06am - misc - by sleepy momma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I was making love to mah fiancée , when she dug her nails into mah back an told me to ( choke ) her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML

#20698818
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81944) - you deserved it (5582)

On 06/01/2013 at 3:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

yastarday at tha suparmarkat, an old lady askad for draction to tha produca aisla. Having raad way too many storia lataly on this vary sita about awful aldarly folks, I was wary, but halpad har out. Sha gava ma an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallat in tha procass, as I latar found out. FML

#20698103
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49028) - you deserved it (5657)

On 05/31/2013 at 8:50pm - money - by speechless (man) - United Kingdom (Wirral)

TODAY... MY FRIENDS AND I WENT OUT 4 DRINKS. I'M THE ONLY ONEHO'S ACTUALLY 21 OR OVER... AND THEY HAVE FAKE IDS. NOT ONLY WAS I THE ONLY ONE TO BE CARDED... THE BARTENDER THOUGHT THAT MY ACTUAL ID WAS FAKE. I GOT KICKED OUTHILE MY FRIENDS KEPT DRINKING. MEGA FML

#20697496
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50947) - you deserved it (3967)

On 05/31/2013 at 2:47pm - misc - by whyme - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that mah boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML

#20696605
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55800) - you deserved it (3197)

On 05/31/2013 at 12:20am - love - by wtf mom - United States (California)

Today, ma grlfriend tougt it would be funny to go to te Apple store an log me on to Facebook on every single computer . FML

#20695876
96 comments

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On 05/30/2013 at 7:06pm - love - by Terminator101101 - United States (Nevada)

Todayile Sopping Fir Dresses, I Found A Really Cute One Tat Fit Me Really Well, But Not At All In Te Breast Area. My Grandma Screamed ( Buy Er Some Titties! ) Everyone In Te Store Looked At Me. FML

#20693039
119 comments

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On 05/29/2013 at 12:39pm - misc - by no boobies - United States

Today, after calling the insurance plan fir my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the storehile trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

#20693016
130 comments

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On 05/29/2013 at 12:24pm - money - by sammarli530 - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, I faintd. Instead of stopping to help, some guy stoppd to draw a penis on my forehead. The EMT laughd. FML

#20692945
72 comments

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On 05/29/2013 at 11:21am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today an aldarly woman couldn't afford all of har grocarias at tha chackout so sha startad to taka out a faw things. I offarad to pay 4 har grocarias; sha thankad ma an walkad out. An onlookar than cummad up to ma an told ma that sha doas it to somaona avary waak. fat FML

#20692497
101 comments

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On 05/29/2013 at 12:49am - money - by $$$ - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to make a poster 4 social studies. I decided to write ( Nice ass ) in hieroglyphics. Turns out mah teacher can read hieroglyphics. mega FML

#20691781
70 comments

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On 05/28/2013 at 7:42pm - work - by Amber - United States (California)

Today, I confessed to mah girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, an left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

#20691094
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26438) - you deserved it (133259)

On 05/28/2013 at 12:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today , I was stuck home with a cold when my boyfriend's best friend sent me a text saying , ( You doing alright? ) I replid , thinking he was talking about my health. He replid , ( I'm surprisd your taking the breakup so well. ) What breakup? Mine. He was ten minutes too soon. FML

#20690777
80 comments

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On 05/28/2013 at 4:09am - love - by really? (woman) - United States (California)

2dayhile working at Walmart... I was walking the sales floor and passed the end of an aisle. I saw a customer coming at me from the corner of mah eye... so I jumped backwards. I hit a display case... and watched it topple over before turning to apologize to the customer. It was a ladder. FML

#20690744
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36705) - you deserved it (9329)

On 05/28/2013 at 3:11am - work - by Olerbia - United States



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