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Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23963) - you deserved it (46413)

On 07/15/2013 at 7:36pm - money - by Jer (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, the company I was fired from three years ago merged with the company I work at now. The new owners' first order of business was to fire me again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45665) - you deserved it (3023) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/15/2013 at 8:37pm - work - by Nico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51094) - you deserved it (3564)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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