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  • Town/Country : viginia beach, uNiTeD StAtES
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 October 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 562
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About sonnyv : Navy wife and photographer

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Today, I went to the grocery store, and I realized that all I bought was cat food and $30 worth of protein bars. Yes, I have become THAT single woman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21681) - you deserved it (6204)

On 01/25/2010 at 12:33am - love - by Phoenix0614 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband and I decided to take a romantic trip to the beach. We got pulled over, and shortly thereafter he was arrested. Just so happens you can't miss child support payments for your twelve year old daughter without getting a warrant. He has a daughter? We've been married for 14 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59321) - you deserved it (2888)

On 08/26/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by AreYouSerious (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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