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by FirstStringQB / 10/01/2011 at 6:45pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML
by Anonymous / 03/13/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
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- Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went… Today, my best friend since first grade, who I've been in love with for years and finally hooked up… Today, I went to the bar with some friends. When we walked in, we picked a table at random in the…
- Today, I discovered that dogs can menstruate. Today, I also spent an hour scrubbing a 3-foot-long… Today, I visited a new tattoo parlor, as my previous artist made me uncomfortable with his drunken,… Today, I found out my hours at work were getting cut and given to another employee. Not only are my…