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Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

#21042040
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21172) - you deserved it (56038)

On 01/27/2014 at 5:31pm - misc - by :( (man) - Algeria

Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML

#20498998
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32083) - you deserved it (8175)

On 02/09/2013 at 12:13am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

#20017935
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16286) - you deserved it (15341)

On 08/13/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by brooke - United States

Today, I learned that if you're going to use vicks vapor rub for a cold, you should remember to wash your hands before changing your tampon. FML

#19790692
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26924) - you deserved it (15040)

On 06/15/2012 at 2:19am - health - by sickness_sucks - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

#7923613
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17735) - you deserved it (5051)

On 02/06/2010 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Isabell (woman) - Australia

Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to pee. At intermission, I ran to use the bathroom, but there was a really long line. I asked the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She responded, "You don't look pregnant!", and lectured me about lying while I peed my pants. FML

#6737603
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37437) - you deserved it (2551)

On 12/13/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by justine (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML

#5806197
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11967) - you deserved it (20900)

On 10/12/2009 at 9:44pm - animals - by catgirl911 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my anatomy teacher was putting together a skeleton model for class. He had misplaced the leg bone, so I thoughtfully asked, "What's the matter, lose a leg?" Unfortunately, there's nothing thoughtful about asking that question to a guy with an amputated leg. FML

#10699
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6806) - you deserved it (30565)

On 02/05/2009 at 5:56pm - misc - by Foot In Mouth (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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