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About some1hones : I'm the kind of guy that laughs at his own jokes, while everyone stares confused....


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Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (74160) - you deserved it (10166)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had two minutes to get to the bus stop which usually takes me eight minutes. I had to catch that bus to be at work at the hospital in time. I was in such a hurry, I didn't have the time to tie my shoe laces. I ran with untied shoe laces. I did end up in the hospital. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36892) - you deserved it (14388)

On 07/28/2009 at 2:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Finnmark)

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