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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 December 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 467
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About sohigh10 : I am Timothy, formally just Timo. I just turned eighteen, I'm gay and I don't know what kind of information you were hoping to find here on this profile, but I hope it's enough to make you send me a message or something

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Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML


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On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at my grandmother's funeral, my senile grandfather kept asking me "Where's granny? I've been looking for her, but I can't find her." FML


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On 08/14/2015 at 11:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark

Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML


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On 07/30/2015 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML


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On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML


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On 01/09/2015 at 4:11am - love - by pitytitty (man) - United States (California)

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, my mother-in-law asked for a copy of my son's death certificate so she could have her week-long island beach holiday classed as bereavement leave. FML

Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

Today, I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of my patients. I told the little girl's mother that she needed her flu shots. When the girl heard this, she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML


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On 09/28/2014 at 3:26pm - health - by jazzie7719 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to a coworker's wedding. Instead of getting to celebrate their marriage, we spent most of the service being lectured by the priest on how women are a freak by-product of "God's masterpiece design" and are the cause of all the world's problems. FML


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On 08/09/2014 at 4:56am - misc - by Anonymous - Malawi

Today, thanks to my phone's shitty predictive text combined with me being half-asleep, I accidentally offered my heartbroken buddy "oral support" if he ever needs it. FML


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On 05/25/2014 at 5:23pm - intimacy - by whoops (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I accidentally let a huge one rip while tending to an older patient at the nursing home where I work. The patient passed away shortly thereafter. Coincidence? FML


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On 04/18/2014 at 9:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Norway (Nordland)

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML


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On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while. I swear I couldn't help it when the words "Wow, I bet you really regret that haircut." came out of my mouth. FML


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On 03/01/2014 at 3:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, after getting back from my interior design class, I told my husband that I learned the golden rule for home decor: "Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful." He looked at me dead in the eyes, and didn't say a word. FML


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On 02/22/2014 at 6:01am - misc - by housedoctor (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

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