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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 May 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1799
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Visits<b>DrafteeSelf</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 4:39pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 1:51am<b>stuckintime</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 6:35am<b>batman169</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 10:49pm<b>nMasty</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 8:10am<b>sheeshadevil</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 8:29pm<b>AnAngryyGiraffe</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 1:09am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 10:19am<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 1:14am<b>badmandilon</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 8:45am<b>Taymoo1515</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 11:00am<b>colton_colton</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 9:30am<b>kemosabe4201</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 7:11am<b>gigistar15</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 10:34pm<b>hansky</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 3:57pm<b>ladyofdeath13</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 4:39am<b>missmorggan</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 10:51am<b>joco4</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 7:16am

Fucked!<b>batman169</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 5:26am<b>nMasty</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 2:10pm<b>Taymoo1515</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 3:54pm<b>ladyofdeath13</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 10:40am<b>joco4</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 12:13pm<b>gmkerere</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 10:10pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 4:51am<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 1:20am<b>orios105</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 1:13pm<b>getoffmyscreen</b> - the 12/11/2015 at 6:40pm<b>daveyyyyh</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 10:02pm<b>haylburg</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 5:12pm<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 8:08am<b>whereismyb4con</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 9:41pm<b>jaydoug92</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 7:10pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 5:56pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 3:47pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 2:50pm

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softpaws's favorite FMLs

Today, as part of my job as a swimming instructor, I had to help a teenage boy learn how to float. This involves supporting the person's back as they try to float. His boner stood straight up. FML

by julia / 11/30/2012 at 8:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML

by Bliggins / 11/27/2012 at 10:08pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Love

Today, it's our third anniversary. After a candlelit dinner and a midnight boat ride, my wife turned down sex, because "it's too cliché." FML

by Anonymous / 11/26/2012 at 12:45am / United States / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML

by nonbelieber / 11/25/2012 at 7:55pm / United States (Colorado) / Love

Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML

by dumping time / 11/25/2012 at 5:38pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Love

Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML

by Embarassed / 11/23/2012 at 1:14am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, I had a sex dream, which I interrupted by having an OCD-induced panic attack because apparently we weren't using protection. My brain won't even let me enjoy the fantasy action I get in my sleep. FML

by Dead_Fox / 11/21/2012 at 12:48am / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy

Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML

by besviken / 11/18/2012 at 5:53pm / Sweden (Uppsala Lan) / Intimacy

Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML

by akiza / 11/16/2012 at 9:00pm / Japan / Love

Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML

by thanks, fuckface / 11/16/2012 at 2:42pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend came and sat on my lap. She landed directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. FML

Today, I received my first ever hand-job. It would have been great if she didn't wipe it across my face when I had finished and storm out of the room. FML

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

by Targeted / 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

by shit.... / 11/08/2012 at 1:25pm / Malaysia (Selangor) / Intimacy

Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward 2 hours of my life. FML

by Tj Hunt / 11/04/2012 at 10:26pm / United States / Love