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Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I passed out at a party after having a few too many, as one does. I woke up with swastikas and penises drawn on my face with permanent marker. I now have to go home, using public transport, to my prudish, Jewish dad who thought I was at my friend's house for a sleepover with no alcohol. FML
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On 09/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by ragass_mctree (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth out. My mom didn't get my prescription for painkillers because she thought I'd get addicted. FML
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On 07/29/2010 at 3:10pm - health - by Richmond24 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth out. My mom didn't get my prescription for painkillers because she thought I'd get addicted. FML
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On 07/29/2010 at 3:10pm - health - by Richmond24 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by victoriassecret - United States
Today, I got out of bed and went downstairs in my boxers to get a glass of water. I entered the kitchen and said hi to my visiting mother-in-law, who smiled. Only after a good ten minutes did she decide to tell me that my "wanker-stick" was hanging from a gap in my boxers. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 6:18pm - intimacy - by kappaomicron (man) - United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 2:57am - work - by Brittanyy_leigh (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I listened to a woman take an extremely fragrant crap while I waited for my pregnacy test result in the Target bathroom. FML
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On 12/13/2009 at 1:26am - health - by teeeessst (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My first reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look like I was cleaning it. My neighbor came over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML
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On 11/27/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by obsessed (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
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On 11/24/2009 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by bmonehh (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I returned to the USA after being in Italy for a month. My boyfriend of 6 years picked me up; we had plans to go ring shopping this week. I ran to him, and told him how much I loved and had missed him. He handed me a chocolate chip cookie from Starbucks and dumped me. FML
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On 10/08/2009 at 7:35am - love - by sbgooding - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, during our championship field hockey game, my mouthguard fell into a mass of geese poop. The referee made me put it back in my mouth. FML
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On 09/24/2009 at 6:10pm - work - by ewewew (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I tried to initiate sex with my boyfriend. As I put on my most seductive moves, he ever so nicely says, "Babe, we just had sex last night. Why don't we wait a while so you've had some time to tighten back up." FML
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On 08/27/2009 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by LizP40 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML
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On 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by Ben (man) - United States
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