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by AmICrappyEveryOtherDay / 09/02/2010 at 7:51pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/08/2010 at 10:30pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, at my work, I was ringing though a kid's purchase. I try to be friendly with the kids and when he handed me his cash I said "Thank you, sir!" in a playful manner. He then turns to his mom and says "Mom, why does everyone think I am a boy?". FML
by DeeElleGee / 11/13/2009 at 7:09pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Madison43097 / 09/24/2009 at 4:57pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by poorgirl / 09/23/2009 at 5:38pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by somebodyelse / 08/17/2009 at 1:13am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by HatedbyBras / 06/14/2009 at 5:37pm / Netherlands / Intimacy
Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
by fmlfmlfml / 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML
by airport / 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
by Dunzo15 / 05/02/2009 at 2:28am / United States (New York) / Work
Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML
by Anonymous / 04/01/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I arrived at my parents house for dinner. When I got there, I noticed that they had gay pride flags hanging from the porch, and gay rights bumper stickers plastered to their cars. There was also a huge "We accept you, Nick" banner hanging from the garage. I'M NOT GAY! FML
by Nick / 02/22/2009 at 10:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by AppoKing / 02/19/2009 at 4:14pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Machine / 02/19/2009 at 7:18am / Japan (Okinawa) / Health
by grlks / 02/19/2009 at 2:08am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…
- Today, my high-strung and normally very proper mother took twice her prescribed dose of Ambien, and… Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back… Today, my girlfriend announced to everyone at dinner that she was no longer a virgin. This was news…