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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1342
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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softlikesunset's favorite FMLs

Today, I received my first compliment in a really long time. It went, "Hey, you don't look like crap today." FML

#12874218
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27681) - you deserved it (4145)

On 09/02/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by AmICrappyEveryOtherDay (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML

#7225857
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21805) - you deserved it (5625)

On 01/08/2010 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at my work, I was ringing though a kid's purchase. I try to be friendly with the kids and when he handed me his cash I said "Thank you, sir!" in a playful manner. He then turns to his mom and says "Mom, why does everyone think I am a boy?". FML

#6291314
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33320) - you deserved it (5881)

On 11/13/2009 at 7:09pm - kids - by DeeElleGee (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML

#5449988
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27761) - you deserved it (2404)

On 09/24/2009 at 4:57pm - intimacy - by Madison43097 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad threw up on my dress. My wedding dress. While he was walking me down the aisle. FML

#5431365
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64104) - you deserved it (3285)

On 09/23/2009 at 5:38pm - misc - by poorgirl (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, and then he said, "Lets pretend you are someone else." FML

#4590136
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56797) - you deserved it (5288)

On 08/17/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by somebodyelse (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally unhooked it, it snapped back and hit me in the eye. FML

#2890186
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48566) - you deserved it (24610)

On 06/14/2009 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by HatedbyBras (man) - Netherlands

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710
1184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93384) - you deserved it (243506)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

#1815413
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81560) - you deserved it (8992)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

#1550190
366 comments

I agree, your life sucks (196046) - you deserved it (49914)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML

#740142
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29813) - you deserved it (61349)

On 04/01/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I arrived at my parents house for dinner. When I got there, I noticed that they had gay pride flags hanging from the porch, and gay rights bumper stickers plastered to their cars. There was also a huge "We accept you, Nick" banner hanging from the garage. I'M NOT GAY! FML

#108815
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90856) - you deserved it (6202)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML

Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML

#76555
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15127) - you deserved it (61007)

On 02/19/2009 at 7:18am - health - by Machine (man) - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, I told a girl I liked her. She replied, "Don't". FML

#75697
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60220) - you deserved it (5620)

On 02/19/2009 at 2:08am - love - by grlks (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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