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by AmICrappyEveryOtherDay / 09/02/2010 at 7:51pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/08/2010 at 10:30pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, at my work, I was ringing though a kid's purchase. I try to be friendly with the kids and when he handed me his cash I said "Thank you, sir!" in a playful manner. He then turns to his mom and says "Mom, why does everyone think I am a boy?". FML
by DeeElleGee / 11/13/2009 at 7:09pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Madison43097 / 09/24/2009 at 4:57pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by poorgirl / 09/23/2009 at 5:38pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by somebodyelse / 08/17/2009 at 1:13am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by HatedbyBras / 06/14/2009 at 5:37pm / Netherlands / Intimacy
Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
by fmlfmlfml / 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML
by airport / 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
by Dunzo15 / 05/02/2009 at 2:28am / United States (New York) / Work
Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML
by Anonymous / 04/01/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I arrived at my parents house for dinner. When I got there, I noticed that they had gay pride flags hanging from the porch, and gay rights bumper stickers plastered to their cars. There was also a huge "We accept you, Nick" banner hanging from the garage. I'M NOT GAY! FML
by Nick / 02/22/2009 at 10:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by AppoKing / 02/19/2009 at 4:14pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Machine / 02/19/2009 at 7:18am / Japan (Okinawa) / Health
by grlks / 02/19/2009 at 2:08am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…