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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1344
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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softlikesunset's favorite FMLs

Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up, except my fiancé. FML

#19575941
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48285) - you deserved it (3089)

On 05/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

#19566058
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13061) - you deserved it (30265)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States

Today, I found the best cure for constipation is having my brother scare the literal shit out of me, in Walmart. FML

#19532255
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25113) - you deserved it (2432)

On 04/26/2012 at 1:29pm - health - by crazyk2468 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML

#19505040
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25425) - you deserved it (4556)

On 04/21/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by jaderie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML

#18004959
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69725) - you deserved it (4225)

On 10/17/2011 at 4:39am - misc - by cupcake_butt - United States

Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML

#17996037
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39046) - you deserved it (5421)

On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34413) - you deserved it (5600) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML

#17706108
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38266) - you deserved it (6583) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

#17194109
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52240) - you deserved it (8257)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

#17026293
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32878) - you deserved it (5392)

On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

#14500845
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28912) - you deserved it (3999)

On 01/07/2011 at 8:31pm - work - by poop (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was disciplining one of my students for behavior, and he started to roll his eyes every time I was trying to teach the lesson. So I threatened to write him up. After looking closely at the student, I realized he has a lazy roaming eye. FML

#13555511
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9342) - you deserved it (35486)

On 10/22/2010 at 10:15pm - work - by qhu - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said "Good." FML

#13495113
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17325) - you deserved it (36633)

On 10/18/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML

#13373695
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33540) - you deserved it (9531)

On 10/09/2010 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

#13167367
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14130) - you deserved it (48588)

On 09/23/2010 at 7:01am - misc - by nackpattywhackgiveadogabone (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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