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by Anonymous / 05/05/2012 at 3:08am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Optimus_Prime97 / 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm / United States / Money
by crazyk2468 / 04/26/2012 at 1:29pm / United States (California) / Health
by jaderie / 04/21/2012 at 5:26am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by cupcake_butt / 10/17/2011 at 4:39am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Unemployed / 10/16/2011 at 3:15am / United States (Oregon) / Work
Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML
by adieuvelib / 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML
by Username / 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm / United States / Love
Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML
by Username / 07/08/2011 at 9:24am / United States / Miscellaneous
by poop / 01/07/2011 at 8:31pm / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, I was disciplining one of my students for behavior, and he started to roll his eyes every time I was trying to teach the lesson. So I threatened to write him up. After looking closely at the student, I realized he has a lazy roaming eye. FML
by qhu / 10/22/2010 at 10:15pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/18/2010 at 2:36am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/09/2010 at 1:15am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy
Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
by nackpattywhackgiveadogabone / 09/23/2010 at 7:01am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
- Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, I was driving in a straight line on a completely deserted road in the open bush. I sneezed… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…