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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 June 1995 (20 years)
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Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

#19776975
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44073) - you deserved it (4128)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

#19775676
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28356) - you deserved it (2766)

On 06/12/2012 at 9:02am - love - by fledermausi (woman) - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML

#19774662
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28009) - you deserved it (2036)

On 06/12/2012 at 1:29am - health - by fmmmmlll (woman) - United States

Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML

#19772636
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24607) - you deserved it (2941)

On 06/11/2012 at 7:39pm - misc - by beautyschool22 (woman) - United States

Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML

#19769675
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27796) - you deserved it (3362)

On 06/11/2012 at 8:01am - love - by ugly (woman) - Australia

Today, I went to the circus with my family. When we were looking at the animals during the break, an elephant took my purse with his trunk and ate it. It crushed my cellphone, camera, keys and wallet. After that, the circus director yelled at me for feeding poisonous stuff to his elephant. FML

#19769177
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29745) - you deserved it (5028)

On 06/11/2012 at 3:14am - animals - by ILoveAnimals (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML

#19766559
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26104) - you deserved it (4713)

On 06/10/2012 at 5:14pm - love - by anon - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML

#19761942
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21551) - you deserved it (1995)

On 06/09/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Lily (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML

#19761767
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7140) - you deserved it (55354)

On 06/09/2012 at 7:04pm - love - by UnluckyGroom (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML

#19758610
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22979) - you deserved it (4238)

On 06/09/2012 at 1:54am - misc - by donnap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML

#19758301
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15728) - you deserved it (41970)

On 06/09/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

#19755042
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19727) - you deserved it (4940)

On 06/08/2012 at 12:36pm - health - by miss tomato (woman) - United States

Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML

#19753089
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27411) - you deserved it (8431)

On 06/08/2012 at 12:35am - misc - by ugh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the bus shelter, which is illegal in my city. I politely asked him to stop smoking, citing the city ordinance. He just cackled and said that if I'm so concerned about the state of my health, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML

#19749863
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17989) - you deserved it (34499)

On 06/07/2012 at 1:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML

#19743960
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22334) - you deserved it (2278)

On 06/06/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)



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