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by creeped out / 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by fledermausi / 06/12/2012 at 9:02am / Hungary (Budapest) / Love
by fmmmmlll / 06/12/2012 at 1:29am / United States / Health
Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML
by beautyschool22 / 06/11/2012 at 7:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
by ugly / 06/11/2012 at 8:01am / Australia / Love
Today, I went to the circus with my family. When we were looking at the animals during the break, an elephant took my purse with his trunk and ate it. It crushed my cellphone, camera, keys and wallet. After that, the circus director yelled at me for feeding poisonous stuff to his elephant. FML
by ILoveAnimals / 06/11/2012 at 3:14am / Austria (Wien) / Animals
by anon / 06/10/2012 at 5:14pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Love
by Lily / 06/09/2012 at 7:43pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by UnluckyGroom / 06/09/2012 at 7:04pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by donnap / 06/09/2012 at 1:54am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/09/2012 at 12:51am / United States (Mississippi) / Love
by miss tomato / 06/08/2012 at 12:36pm / United States / Health
Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML
by ugh / 06/08/2012 at 12:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the bus shelter, which is illegal in my city. I politely asked him to stop smoking, citing the city ordinance. He just cackled and said that if I'm so concerned about the state of my health, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML
by Anonymous / 06/07/2012 at 1:42pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/06/2012 at 12:25pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was talking to a customer, when I choked on my spit. After I could breathe again I was so… Today, and for the past week, my dog started barking at my door when I start masturbating. I think… Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When…
- Today, I met the man of my dreams. Hot, funny, smart, sensitive, he guesses at what I need before I… Today, I found out my hours at work were getting cut and given to another employee. Not only are my… Today, while discussing with my boyfriend Brangelinas break up I said Brad probably cheated again…