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by Anonymous / 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by anon / 10/15/2012 at 3:00pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, I'd stayed up all night to finish a detailed report. By the time I'd printed it I was late for work so I jumped in my car. Driving down the street, I saw my papers fly off the roof of my car. It was raining out. FML
by Anonymous / 10/11/2012 at 9:51pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML
by Failed Parent / 10/11/2012 at 2:59am / United States / Kids
by britchick95 / 10/10/2012 at 4:03pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
by fionnathehuman / 10/09/2012 at 6:56pm / United States / Kids
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
by minibuch1505 / 09/21/2012 at 7:31am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/08/2012 at 7:38am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/14/2012 at 1:16am / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/03/2012 at 6:50pm / Mexico (Tabasco) / Health
by HappyMan / 08/02/2012 at 10:14pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend opened my refrigerator and began her standard moan: "You're a pig, you never clean up. Look at that egg, it makes me want to throw up, it's gone black, it’s covered in fuzz, IT'S GOT HAIR ON IT!" I got up to check it out. It was a Kiwi fruit. FML
by opinaise / 08/02/2012 at 9:00am / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Love
by fml / 07/29/2012 at 8:20am / Japan (Saitama) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/26/2012 at 6:42am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML
by Lilragu97 / 07/26/2012 at 1:14am / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, I was at a group event and my crush was there. I had a raging boner and she could tell, she… Today, My sister called my boyfriend by my ex's name. I haven't been with my ex for six years. Now,… Today, at work, because I have been having bowel problems I sat longer than normal on the toilet. I…