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sofies_mommy
  • Town/Country : Warsaw, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 September 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 256
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About sofies_mommy : I am Sofie and Serenity's mom =)

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Today, I saw a very attractive female police officer while at the DMV. Thinking myself suave, I asked her: "Is it sexual harassment if I tell you how beautiful I think you are, and ask for your phone number?" Apparently it was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22384) - you deserved it (62937)

On 04/03/2009 at 6:05pm - misc - by ShamedJP (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40906) - you deserved it (246649)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59897) - you deserved it (2200)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:37pm - misc - by well then... (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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