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sofies_mommy
  • Town/Country : Warsaw, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 September 1987 (26 years)
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About sofies_mommy : I am Sofie and Serenity's mom =)

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48815) - you deserved it (299939)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63525) - you deserved it (2561)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:37pm - misc - by well then... (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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