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  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 September 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 382
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About sofies_mommy : I am Sofie and Serenity's mom =)

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54065) - you deserved it (313191)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69182) - you deserved it (2942)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:37pm - misc - by well then... (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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