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Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35985) - you deserved it (3751)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20022) - you deserved it (5776)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:23am - health - by pottie69 - United States (Illinois)

Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23598) - you deserved it (1392)

On 09/06/2011 at 2:53pm - misc - by purpleivy (woman) - United States

Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30515) - you deserved it (1872)

On 08/25/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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