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by ehrmagahd / 12/19/2012 at 12:17am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I have a very uncomfortable cyst in my armpit and a sprained ankle both on my right side, resulting in me limping and keeping my arm awkwardly plastered to my side. My fiancé keeps walking like me and calling me Igor, saying "Yes, Master" whenever I ask him for something. FML
by Igor / 12/19/2012 at 12:16am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
by ayye_its_nikki / 12/19/2012 at 12:07am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/16/2012 at 7:58pm / United States / Love
by emchocolat / 12/16/2012 at 11:55am / Europe / Miscellaneous
Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML
by Anonymous / 12/15/2012 at 10:55am / United States (New York) / Animals
by Karim / 12/12/2012 at 12:29am / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Love
by you're just creepy. / 12/11/2012 at 3:39am / Canada (Yukon Territory) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/10/2012 at 5:40pm / Sweden (Vastmanlands Lan) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/10/2012 at 3:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML
by Tonguetied0496 / 12/10/2012 at 2:21am / United States (California) / Love
by bill219 / 12/07/2012 at 5:40pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/06/2012 at 11:49pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
Today, I was yelled at by a customer, who was upset over having waited twenty minutes for a waiter to come take her order. Maybe it would be understandable, if she was sitting in an actual restaurant, and not a serve-yourself coffee house. FML
by Anonymous / 12/06/2012 at 6:50pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia. My breathing is short and heavy, and I wanted my boyfriend to comfort me. Instead, he called me Darth Vader, patted me on the head, and said, "Don't worry, the Force will be with you." FML
by Emily / 12/05/2012 at 12:55pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
- Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my… Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to… Today, I noticed my husband chews his tongue while we are having it off. He also does this while he…