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Today, I was in line at the pharmacy when the man in front of me asked if I wanted to see a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. Before I had time to answer, he showed me a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. FML
by Uncircumcised Penis / 07/24/2012 at 5:51am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked into a public restroom to find that they had set up a free health clinic for the homeless; by that I mean that I found one bum inspecting and cleaning the infected, bloody genitals of another bum. FML
by Anonymous / 04/26/2012 at 8:08am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by stinky / 01/24/2012 at 3:15am / United States (Colorado) / Health
by Suzie Leone / 01/23/2012 at 10:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Jeff G. / 01/22/2012 at 7:31pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love
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