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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 April 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 171
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About soffeesaurus : Just a awkward person doing awkward things

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Today, I was in line at the pharmacy when the man in front of me asked if I wanted to see a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. Before I had time to answer, he showed me a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25108) - you deserved it (2011)

On 07/24/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by Uncircumcised Penis - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I walked into a public restroom to find that they had set up a free health clinic for the homeless; by that I mean that I found one bum inspecting and cleaning the infected, bloody genitals of another bum. FML

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155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25101) - you deserved it (2517)

On 04/26/2012 at 8:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML

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65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25024) - you deserved it (2278)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:15am - health - by stinky - United States (Colorado)

Today, it's "family fun night." We're pulling weeds. FML

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85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22168) - you deserved it (2256)

On 01/23/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by Suzie Leone (woman) - United States

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29619) - you deserved it (2474)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML

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206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33755) - you deserved it (5167)

On 01/22/2012 at 7:31pm - love - by Jeff G. - United States (Arkansas)



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