Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

soffeesaurus

Search for a member

soffeesaurus

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 158
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About soffeesaurus : Just a awkward person doing awkward things

soffeesaurus's page activity

Visits<b>Heebs62</b> - the 04/24/2014 at 1:02am<b>Taylor22294</b> - the 01/20/2014 at 12:31am<b>grogers311</b> - the 12/06/2013 at 3:01pm

soffeesaurus's FML badges

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

See all of soffeesaurus's badges

soffeesaurus's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in line at the pharmacy when the man in front of me asked if I wanted to see a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. Before I had time to answer, he showed me a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. FML

#19981127
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24997) - you deserved it (2002)

On 07/24/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by Uncircumcised Penis - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I walked into a public restroom to find that they had set up a free health clinic for the homeless; by that I mean that I found one bum inspecting and cleaning the infected, bloody genitals of another bum. FML

#19531341
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24277) - you deserved it (2432)

On 04/26/2012 at 8:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML

#18896792
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24324) - you deserved it (2231)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:15am - health - by stinky - United States (Colorado)

Today, it's "family fun night." We're pulling weeds. FML

#18894486
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22040) - you deserved it (2251)

On 01/23/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by Suzie Leone (woman) - United States

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29500) - you deserved it (2472)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML

#18883322
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33622) - you deserved it (5161)

On 01/22/2012 at 7:31pm - love - by Jeff G. - United States (Arkansas)



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #1: Getting there
  • A lot of people will spout off the tired old cliché that the destination isn't as important as the journey itself. Well, what if you're on your way to the Playboy Mansion then?…

Tuesday 22 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: