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sodaxpopxhiccups
  • Town/Country : Psht., United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 October 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 5030
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 20 posted

About sodaxpopxhiccups : >.> My name is Gracie. I have no life, so f*** it. :|

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Today, while having sex I realized two things. First, I can't remember the last time my boyfriend gave me an orgasm, and secondly I think the curtains slightly clash with the duvet cover. I was more annoyed with the second one. FML

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114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42950) - you deserved it (9410)

On 08/14/2009 at 2:33pm - intimacy - by vicgal - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML

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283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48411) - you deserved it (10799)

On 06/20/2009 at 4:02am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my friend told me that he was having a scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in everyone was playing beer pong. FML

#2968002
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33067) - you deserved it (11258)

On 06/17/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, at my job in a chemists, I had a customer ask me which acne cream I would recommend. I picked up the brand I use and told her that I've been using it for a year now. After pausing to stare at my face for a second, she thanked me and picked up the competing brand instead. FML

#2966827
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36647) - you deserved it (4741)

On 06/17/2009 at 12:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, at my job in a chemists, I had a customer ask me which acne cream I would recommend. I picked up the brand I use and told her that I've been using it for a year now. After pausing to stare at my face for a second, she thanked me and picked up the competing brand instead. FML

#2966827
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36647) - you deserved it (4741)

On 06/17/2009 at 12:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13587) - you deserved it (57966)

On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)



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