>.> My name is Gracie. I have no life, so f*** it. :|
Today, while having sex I realized two things. First, I can't remember the last time my boyfriend gave me an orgasm, and secondly I think the curtains slightly clash with the duvet cover. I was more annoyed with the second one. FML
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On 08/14/2009 at 2:33pm - intimacy - by vicgal - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML
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On 06/20/2009 at 4:02am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today my friend told me that he was having a scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly I brought the dictionary and as I walked in everyone was playing beer pong. FML
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On 06/17/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, at my job in a chemists, I had a customer ask me which acne cream I would recommend. I picked up the brand I use and told her that I've been using it for a year now. After pausing to stare at my face for a second, she thanked me and picked up the competing brand instead. FML
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On 06/17/2009 at 12:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)
Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)
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