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sodawater19
  • Town/Country : Dallas, TX
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 June 1984 (29 years)
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Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42930) - you deserved it (7554)

On 05/31/2009 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - Poland (Katowice)

Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML

#2464746
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I agree, your life sucks (42930) - you deserved it (7554)

On 05/31/2009 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - Poland (Katowice)

Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML

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On 04/21/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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