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by kubbyp / 04/03/2014 at 5:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/28/2014 at 4:30pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by husbands addiction / 03/26/2014 at 2:00pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while working at Dairy Queen, a customer asked me what was so special about our ice cream cakes, and how they're different from regular cakes. I chuckled, and told her it's because they're made from ice cream. She threw a fit, which resulted in me being written up and sent home early. FML
by Coryj1220 / 03/25/2014 at 11:53pm / United States (Kentucky) / Work
by chocochoco / 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML
by campus pussy / 03/22/2014 at 5:08pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out why my dad always treated me badly as a kid compared to my siblings. It's because I was conceived while my mom was cheating on him. On top of that, he made it clear that he still doesn't consider me a "real" part of the family. FML
by Anonymous / 03/20/2014 at 4:23pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/18/2014 at 5:31pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML
by Anonymous / 03/15/2014 at 6:05pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by KennyJF7 / 03/14/2014 at 10:43pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, I was tanning nude in my backyard, when I took a picture of our dog lying in the grass and sent it to my dad. It was only after I looked at the picture indoors that I realized my nipple had made it into the picture too. FML
by why / 03/14/2014 at 7:23pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/13/2014 at 5:34am / Australia / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/11/2014 at 11:34pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML
by Anonymous / 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Anonytard / 03/02/2014 at 5:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…