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by TCRII / 07/23/2014 at 7:52pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/23/2014 at 7:16pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/20/2014 at 1:23am / United States / Work
by kids say the darnedest things / 07/18/2014 at 10:56pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML
by Anonymous / 07/18/2014 at 7:06pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I went to a market. I saw stall which had mainly animal furs and things like that. I found a rounded, furry pen and stroked my cheek with it. Wondering what it was, being so soft and oddly shaped, I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML
by happypineapple / 07/16/2014 at 11:31pm / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
by chloecamp / 07/14/2014 at 11:35pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/12/2014 at 12:09pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Kids
by weeping_angel_ / 07/12/2014 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by and god shat / 07/11/2014 at 7:38pm / United States (Oregon) / Animals
Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML
by Anonymous / 07/11/2014 at 6:54pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/11/2014 at 7:03am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by oh my fucking god / 07/10/2014 at 9:34am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Love
by Wow / 07/05/2014 at 1:37am / United States (California) / Geek
by zl5 / 07/04/2014 at 7:17pm / New Zealand (Wellington) / Work
- Today, I decided it would be a good idea to take a seasonal allergy benadryl because I can't sleep,… Today, I woke up to my mom pounding at our front door at 7 in the morning. I thought this was weird… Today, I hooked up with a guy online. I asked him beforehand to not stick anything down my throat.…