About socreativedude : I do stuff like hiking and fishing. I work for an engineering place.
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Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML
by Anonymous / 06/19/2015 at 9:22pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by YuckyDuckyLucky / 06/03/2015 at 1:36pm / Norway (Oslo) / Health
by betterthanhodor / 06/03/2015 at 11:46am / United Kingdom / Health
by Anonymous / 06/03/2015 at 6:15am / United States (Indiana) / Health
Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML
by W T F / 06/03/2015 at 3:22am / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/03/2015 at 1:01am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by GlueAndCarrots / 05/29/2015 at 11:05am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my window broke and will not close. My room is in a wooded area. I've already chased out two squirrels and a bird and it's only been an hour. I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up like Snow White with all sorts of wildlife sleeping with me. FML
by alekoi / 05/13/2015 at 11:15pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/13/2015 at 1:20pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
by schober60 / 05/09/2015 at 9:30pm / United States / Transportation
Today, I had to go to a boring, never-ending "sensitivity training" session, all because my douchebag coworker filed a complaint against me last week after I apologized for being tardy. Apparently I was insulting people with mental disorders. Or as she put it, "differently-abled" people. FML
by tumblrinas_at_work / 05/02/2015 at 4:04am / United States (California) / Work
by henrylikestreats / 04/30/2015 at 2:04pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by ihatecoldfeet / 03/29/2015 at 4:54am / United States (Montana) / Animals
Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML
by Anonymous / 01/13/2015 at 8:50pm / United States (Delaware) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…