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Today, I tried to make a rocket, using Diet Coke and Mentos. It worked pretty well, as both the kitchen window and my chipped tooth can testify. FML

#19154802
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I agree, your life sucks (6960) - you deserved it (28830)

On 02/24/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by alex (man) - United States (California)

Today, my landlady roasted a joint of beef and the whole house smelled wonderful. OK, even if I am a masochistic vegetarian and former omnivore, that was way beyond cruel. FML

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On 02/24/2012 at 10:28am - misc - by i2xl (woman) - Canada

Today, in my karate dojo, I was being taught how to fall properly. My sensei instructed us not to fall with our hands out because it could sprain our wrists. As I was getting ready to help demonstrate a backwards break fall, I actually fell over. Guess where my hands went. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10980) - you deserved it (16961)

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