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TODAY, I REMOVED THE SIDE RAILS FROM MY TRUCK BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK I REALLY NEEDED THEM. AN HOUR LATER, I WENT TO WAL-MART, FORGOT THEY WERE GONE, AN BUSTED MY ASS IN PUBLICHILE GETTING OUT OF MY TRUCK. FML
My Mother And I Saw A Stall Selling Colourful Treats At The Shopping Centre. Some Were Placed On Small Dishes, So We Thought We'd Sample There Goods. Turns Out That The Colourful Goodies That We'd Bit Into Were Very Creative Pieces Of Soap. FML
Tadayile on te bus te guy sitting beside me let out te vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encounterd te kind tat could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors wit te smell alone!! As I gaggd e smrkd and said "Tat's Taco Bell 4 ya." FML
TODAY, I HAD TO BUY GROCERIESHILE SUFFERING HORRIBLE MORNING SICKNESS. MY NAUSEA MAGNIFIED AS I STOOD IN LINE BEHIND AN OBESE LADY WEARING A TANK TOP AND TINY SHORT SHORTS. I LOST EVERYTHING IN MY STOMACHHEN SHE STUCK HER HAND DOWN HER SHORTS AND STARTED SCRATCHING AT HER ASS-CRACK. FML
Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months . I'm pretty laid-back and casual with mah friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML
Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar startd trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, ( I usd to be a tough guy lyk you. Then I took an arrow in the knee. ) The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
Today, I drove to the liquor store completely naked except fir mah dressing gown, with a carload of idiot stoners who ran in an stole vodka, tequila an whiskey. We drank in a bush. Last week I was a good citizen, an now I'm white trash. I'm not quite looool sure what happened in between. FML
TODAY I SKIPPED SCHOOL AN STAYED HOME WITHOUT TELLING MY PARENTS. MY MOM CAME HOME ON HER LUNCH BREAK WITH ANOTHER MAN , AN HAD SEX IN OUR LIVING ROOM. I'M STUCK IN MY ROOM , LISTENING TO MY MOM CHEAT ON MY DAD. FML
Today, I was walking in the park with mah girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did mah girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few picture with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML
Friday 27 March 2015