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  • Number of visits : 1064
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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2day I was fred on my second day of work after a year an a half of unemployment!! Apparently, my "tendency to solve problems instead of just accepting them made the other workers uneasy"!! FML

#20617597
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49425) - you deserved it (3270)

On 04/24/2013 at 12:55am - work - by anonymous (man) - Germany

Today, I took my Spanish test, an I felt very confident. I got the test back later, an saw my teacher had written on it: "Congrats on the 94%, but I know you cheatd." FML

#20615717
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47472) - you deserved it (6978)

On 04/23/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I REMOVED THE SIDE RAILS FROM MY TRUCK BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK I REALLY NEEDED THEM. AN HOUR LATER, I WENT TO WAL-MART, FORGOT THEY WERE GONE, AN BUSTED MY ASS IN PUBLICHILE GETTING OUT OF MY TRUCK. FML

#20615692
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17990) - you deserved it (39786)

On 04/23/2013 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

My Mother And I Saw A Stall Selling Colourful Treats At The Shopping Centre. Some Were Placed On Small Dishes, So We Thought We'd Sample There Goods. Turns Out That The Colourful Goodies That We'd Bit Into Were Very Creative Pieces Of Soap. FML

#20615670
98 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 11:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Tadayile on te bus te guy sitting beside me let out te vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encounterd te kind tat could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors wit te smell alone!! As I gaggd e smrkd and said "Tat's Taco Bell 4 ya." FML

#20466884
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36100) - you deserved it (3521)

On 01/18/2013 at 8:32pm - misc - by methane overload (man) - United States

Today, mah son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis . He then used the copie to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school . FML

#20128322
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29880) - you deserved it (4533)

On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I HAD TO BUY GROCERIESHILE SUFFERING HORRIBLE MORNING SICKNESS. MY NAUSEA MAGNIFIED AS I STOOD IN LINE BEHIND AN OBESE LADY WEARING A TANK TOP AND TINY SHORT SHORTS. I LOST EVERYTHING IN MY STOMACHHEN SHE STUCK HER HAND DOWN HER SHORTS AND STARTED SCRATCHING AT HER ASS-CRACK. FML

#20101402
159 comments

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On 10/04/2012 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I still can't decideeter masturbatingile looking at myself makes me narcissistic or just plain patetic. FML

#19890601
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8494) - you deserved it (32278)

On 07/04/2012 at 1:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months . I'm pretty laid-back and casual with mah friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML

#19563224
352 comments

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On 05/02/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by f*ck (man) - United States

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar startd trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, ( I usd to be a tough guy lyk you. Then I took an arrow in the knee. ) The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

#18593025
324 comments

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On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I drove to the liquor store completely naked except fir mah dressing gown, with a carload of idiot stoners who ran in an stole vodka, tequila an whiskey. We drank in a bush. Last week I was a good citizen, an now I'm white trash. I'm not quite looool sure what happened in between. FML

#17908235
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7730) - you deserved it (58910)

On 10/04/2011 at 11:28pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

TODAY I SKIPPED SCHOOL AN STAYED HOME WITHOUT TELLING MY PARENTS. MY MOM CAME HOME ON HER LUNCH BREAK WITH ANOTHER MAN , AN HAD SEX IN OUR LIVING ROOM. I'M STUCK IN MY ROOM , LISTENING TO MY MOM CHEAT ON MY DAD. FML

#16168666
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (115467) - you deserved it (16049)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking in the park with mah girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did mah girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few picture with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML

#15538339
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33544) - you deserved it (4824)

On 03/28/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by -_- - United States (Florida)

Today..!! I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook!! After I did so..!! I realized that in the background..!! u can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop!! He tagged himself!! FML

#15105515
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16334) - you deserved it (47803)

On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Was Applying Some Icy Hot To Mah Sore Thighs,hen I Accidentally Got A Little On Mah Dime Sacks. For The Next Hour, It Felt Like Someone Had Lit A Match Under Mah Plums. Mega FML

#14345671
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10925) - you deserved it (24518)

On 12/26/2010 at 12:59pm - health - by person - Jordan (Amman Governorate)



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