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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 August 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 980
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About soccerchick_1994 : My name is kayci. I'm single and loving it :) MY Friends and family are my life. Soccer and horseback riding are what I do In my spare time. message me if you want to know more.

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Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML


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On 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm - animals - by Username - United States (Florida)

Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML


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On 03/22/2011 at 1:10pm - misc - by jballer - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having I shot at him with the sniper gun I bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was ok. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML


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