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Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML

#3553379 (79)

I agree, your life sucks (36052) - you deserved it (2505)

On 07/07/2009 at 1:00pm - money - by BrianP (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I had a job interview with a person named Chris. The entire time I couldn't figure out if Chris was a man or woman. The interview went as good as it could have went. At the end I said, "Thank you very much sir." Wrong gender. FML

#3117868 (209)

I agree, your life sucks (32146) - you deserved it (12614)

On 06/22/2009 at 12:18pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML

#3007389 (185)

I agree, your life sucks (8856) - you deserved it (43485)

On 06/18/2009 at 7:39pm - love - by AlexK (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on my lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML

#2928893 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (29530) - you deserved it (2495)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by yourmom (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my friend sent me a link about a nine year old kid who wrote an iPhone app that gets 2000 downloads per week. I am a 28 year old software developer and have been failing to write an iPhone app for months. FML

#14095 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (22023) - you deserved it (4091)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:06pm - misc - by dinosaur (man) - United States (Washington)