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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 April 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 173
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About soccer8goalie : Love food. And soccer. And cuddling. I could probably marry netflix
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Today, I was punched in the face because my uncontrollable hiccups were "annoying". FML


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On 09/02/2014 at 10:13pm - health - by soccer8goalie - United States (West Virginia)

Today, while at the bakery, I stood there trying to pick between black forest and dark chocolate. The salesman said kindly, "I've heard dark chocolate helps you lose weight. Yeah, you'd definitely want dark chocolate." FML


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On 08/26/2014 at 6:55pm - misc - by Lika1712 (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML


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On 08/10/2014 at 10:22pm - work - by weirded out (man) - United States (California)

Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML


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On 01/05/2012 at 3:09am - health - by dusk - United States (Colorado)

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML


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On 07/06/2011 at 5:17am - health - by Fmylife (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML


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On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML


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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML


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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML


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On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

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