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About soccer4life20 : i'm mackenzie:) kenz for short :)
Uhh...very outgoing. I love to have a good time and mess around. I love laughing and anyone who can make me laugh. I hate biitches and whores and anyone who acts fake...it's just annoying, like really? Be yourself! Uhm I love to party and that's about it. Message me!
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Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of themho was quite attractive . He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face . He apologized, and I then 4 some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She said it's a good thing, because it was a ( mutual decision ), and that while she wouldn't mind staying together, I was the one who wanted to split, and she respected my decision. I wish I had been a part of this delusional conversation. FML
Today , I thought I was home alone , so I started singing to mah cat. After a half hour of this , I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to fine mah parent standing in mah doorway. FML
Today,hile sitting on the toilet , I noticed there was no toilet paper left , so I dug through purse to use one and only pad as a substitute!! It clogged the toilet , and I started period ten minutes later!! FML
Today... I got a call from mah daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her wat was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. fat FML
Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if u don't pay attention at school, u will fail.' She then pointd out out a man working on the roof an said: 'if u don't listen, u will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML
Friday 27 March 2015