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About soccer4life20 : i'm mackenzie:) kenz for short :)

Uhh...very outgoing. I love to have a good time and mess around. I love laughing and anyone who can make me laugh. I hate biitches and whores and anyone who acts fake...it's just annoying, like really? Be yourself! Uhm I love to party and that's about it. Message me!

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Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of themho was quite attractive . He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face . He apologized, and I then 4 some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

#19475030
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19248) - you deserved it (36902)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today, a guy askad ma out an said ha was going to taka ma to a fancy rastauranthara thay maka tha food in front of you. I lova Japanasa food, so I was raally axcitad. Wa want to Subway. FML

#19449601
196 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She said it's a good thing, because it was a ( mutual decision ), and that while she wouldn't mind staying together, I was the one who wanted to split, and she respected my decision. I wish I had been a part of this delusional conversation. FML

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Today , I thought I was home alone , so I started singing to mah cat. After a half hour of this , I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to fine mah parent standing in mah doorway. FML

#19227433
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11713) - you deserved it (19161)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my grandma saamingly dacidad tat it was a raally nica day to put my cat in ta dryar. FML

#19180967
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On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons!! FML

#19160986
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On 02/25/2012 at 1:40pm - kids - by jj159 (woman) - United States

Today,hile sitting on the toilet , I noticed there was no toilet paper left , so I dug through purse to use one and only pad as a substitute!! It clogged the toilet , and I started period ten minutes later!! FML

#19035174
186 comments

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On 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today I ad a tecnical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to elp te patient defecate but my opening sentence cummed out as: "Hello I'm Jan. I'm ere to elp you take a sit." FML

#19030539
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On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose fir her driver's license . She still doesn't believe me . mega FML

#18982251
203 comments

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On 02/03/2012 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through mah thirty minute walk to work, mah boss pulled up beside me in her car, said ( You look cold. I'll see you at work. ) And then drove away. FML

#18898578
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On 01/24/2012 at 1:07pm - work - by emma209 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel lyk I've just raped myself. FML

#18814672
328 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, mah face went right into mah room-mate's ballsack . Apparently it was funny . FML

#18625590
275 comments

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On 12/27/2011 at 2:53pm - misc - by ericane27 - United States

Today... I got a call from mah daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her wat was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. fat FML

Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if u don't pay attention at school, u will fail.' She then pointd out out a man working on the roof an said: 'if u don't listen, u will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML

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163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45965) - you deserved it (2958)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by paperbox (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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