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soccer4life20
  • Town/Country : you're moms house, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 177
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About soccer4life20 : i'm mackenzie:) kenz for short :)

Uhh...very outgoing. I love to have a good time and mess around. I love laughing and anyone who can make me laugh. I hate biitches and whores and anyone who acts fake...it's just annoying, like really? Be yourself! Uhm I love to party and that's about it. Message me!

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Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

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164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14692) - you deserved it (25594)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

#19449601
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28178) - you deserved it (4817)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She said it's a good thing, because it was a "mutual decision", and that while she wouldn't mind staying together, I was the one who wanted to split, and she respected my decision. I wish I had been a part of this delusional conversation. FML

#19281871
92 comments

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

#19227433
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9505) - you deserved it (15484)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

#19180967
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25193) - you deserved it (1977)

On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML

#19160986
142 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 1:40pm - kids - by jj159 (woman) - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

#19035174
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26446) - you deserved it (15101)

On 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML

#19030539
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19399) - you deserved it (9071)

On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML

#18982251
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27271) - you deserved it (3688)

On 02/03/2012 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes walk to work, my boss pulled up beside me in her car, said "You look cold. I'll see you at work." And then drove away. FML

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233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32060) - you deserved it (2558)

On 01/24/2012 at 1:07pm - work - by emma209 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML

#18814672
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32747) - you deserved it (11620)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, my face went right into my room-mate's ballsack. Apparently it was funny. FML

#18625590
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31234) - you deserved it (5113)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:53pm - misc - by ericane27 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if you don't pay attention at school, you will fail.' She then pointed out out a man working on the roof and said: 'if you don't listen, you will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML

#14596121
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40852) - you deserved it (2643)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by paperbox (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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