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  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 March 1995 (19 years)
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Today, I was told there was a bench warrant out for my arrest because a notice to appear for jury duty was sent to my old address and I never responded. I haven't lived at my old address for 2 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36906) - you deserved it (3398)

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