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Today , I had an orgasm for the first time in almost 3 months. My husband was beaming , saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest , I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML
Today , I was working the lighting for a drama production!! In the last scene , two characters realize looool they r in love and kiss , then the stage goes dark!! I mixd up my settings , and instead of a blackout , flashing party lights startd going off!! 300 people turn around to stare at me!! FML
Today... mah friend had ditchd me for a party I hadn't been invitd to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in mah house was the mosquito I nicknamd Frd. I likd to watch Frd fly around and try to suck mah blood. 20 minute later... I found Frd's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
Friday 27 March 2015