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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 August 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 326
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML

#19484156
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35311) - you deserved it (2267)

On 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by Jason199615 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

#19475030
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19132) - you deserved it (36631)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
581 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13030) - you deserved it (53977) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

#18926603
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29230) - you deserved it (3356)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML

#18795232
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42188) - you deserved it (5087)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

#18561778
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16927) - you deserved it (23030)

On 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm - kids - by imamomma - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

#18260922
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29561) - you deserved it (3276)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)

Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML

#18238622
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32626) - you deserved it (3529)

On 11/13/2011 at 3:50pm - love - by notfatanymore (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40363) - you deserved it (7058)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my daughter in law sent me another romantic text that was meant for her husband. Not only can't she spell for shit, the clichés she uses are horrifyingly embarrassing. The fact this keeps happening makes me want to slam her head in the oven. FML

#18229715
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27208) - you deserved it (4097)

On 11/12/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17992) - you deserved it (76359)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

#18039986
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16878) - you deserved it (30642)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44772) - you deserved it (5026)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me off. FML

#17845036
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23893) - you deserved it (5159)

On 09/27/2011 at 1:14am - health - by Josh - United States (Missouri)

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

#17304859
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34193) - you deserved it (2681)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:15am - kids - by NaomiMadison - United States



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