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soahdiorable
  • Town/Country : St. Louis, MO, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 March 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 2684
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About soahdiorable : Girl, 16. Thats it.

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Today, I dropped my camera down 4 flights of circular stairs from the top of a lighthouse. Everything worked, it just had a few dents. Then, as I went to put it in my pocket, I missed. It fell 3 feet and hit the floor. Now it won't turn on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19613) - you deserved it (10700)

On 12/04/2009 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I called my mother who is vacationing in Florida with my dad and sister. Before they left I told them I would be very responsible and that they could trust me. The first thing she asked me is if all the animals were still alive. I said yes. I lied. Her favourite cat drowned in the pool. FML

#6325781 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (6113) - you deserved it (23303)

On 11/16/2009 at 12:11pm - animals - by baddaughter (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

#6316031 (136)

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On 11/15/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got to my apartment early after being out really late the night before. Maybe next time I should call ahead of time so that my roommate has time to sneak my girlfriend out of his bedroom. FML

#6116013 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (33751) - you deserved it (1815)

On 11/02/2009 at 6:05am - love - by ZPyRoGoDz (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was woken up at 7:00am for a work emergency after a long night of partying. If the 15 missed phone calls didn't do it, the hose water that was sprayed through my window by my boss sure did. FML

#6098525 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (19113) - you deserved it (6903)

On 11/01/2009 at 8:48am - work - by bpongplayer (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was driving my child to school when the car let out a huge bang. It shuddered to a halt. My son started laughing. I asked him what was funny but he wouldn't tell me. The car wouldn't start. I called RACV and they told me the problem. My son had rolled 9 golf balls into the exhaust pipe. FML

#6095339 (88)

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On 11/01/2009 at 1:44am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML

#6094134 (54)

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On 11/01/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by trickortreat (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML

#6089701 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (24492) - you deserved it (1800)

On 10/31/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I invited my very animal phobic boyfriend over. I have a dog and a rabbit, who are always well behaved so I insisted they wouldn't do him any harm. My dog peed all over his shoes and my rabbit furiously humped his leg and wouldn't let go. He's now even more terrified of animals. FML

#6081192 (143)

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On 10/31/2009 at 7:08am - love - by Anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML

#6078140 (120)

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On 10/31/2009 at 12:22am - kids - by Mike (man) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap. Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML

#6065888 (75)

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On 10/30/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by seriousdubsteplover (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

#6057828 (187)

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On 10/29/2009 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML

#6024330 (81)

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On 10/27/2009 at 2:46pm - health - by opposableouch (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they conveniently built right outside of this Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of this car wash, not even thinking about the $200 worth of groceries I had just purchased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML

#6022532 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (5234) - you deserved it (44622)

On 10/27/2009 at 11:36am - misc - by dave (man) - United States

Today, I received the newspaper from my hometown. My ex-husband's wedding announcement and picture were on the front page. His new wife has the same first name as me. All my Facebook friends from high school commented on how much weight I've lost and how good I look in my wedding photo. FML

#6021745 (50)

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On 10/27/2009 at 9:32am - misc - by WasFeelingGood (woman) - United States (Tennessee)