Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 07/06/2014 at 2:00am) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 July 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 327
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About snydeeli000 : Hi.

I'm Ellie.


snydeeli000's page activity

Visits<b>sylvienoir</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 9:15am<b>shenzielover</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 1:59pm<b>Broadway_Vayne</b> - the 08/09/2014 at 11:13pm<b>DarkSaul</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 6:14pm<b>GamerG0DDESS</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 4:17am<b>cakefete2</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 9:03pm<b>colby6666</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 2:53pm<b>LaurenLo</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 12:37pm<b>NineInchSacks</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 11:29pm<b>pureportedpear</b> - the 06/08/2014 at 8:47pm<b>andy594328</b> - the 06/01/2014 at 6:59pm<b>therealjc</b> - the 06/01/2014 at 6:43pm<b>S232Flash</b> - the 05/24/2014 at 8:31pm<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 05/17/2014 at 3:27am<b>shoopd</b> - the 05/14/2014 at 6:43am<b>Sjus</b> - the 05/14/2014 at 1:01am<b>mollyxrose</b> - the 05/12/2014 at 10:17am<b>ustina6</b> - the 05/12/2014 at 2:09am

snydeeli000's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of snydeeli000's badges

snydeeli000's favorite FMLs

Today, I spent the whole day doing a 500 piece puzzle. The last piece didn't fit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43184) - you deserved it (6159)

On 06/28/2014 at 10:08am - misc - by Puzzlepiece - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39978) - you deserved it (19373)

On 01/22/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was watching Ratatouille. Piece of advice for starving students: never watch it when you've only eaten two apples in two days, or you'll find yourself in the ridiculous position of being jealous of a fucking rat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39943) - you deserved it (7409)

On 01/19/2014 at 6:38pm - misc - by I.Want.Food. (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML


I agree, your life sucks (85485) - you deserved it (13104)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41128) - you deserved it (3238)

On 07/19/2011 at 3:40am - intimacy - by ken - Canada (Alberta)

Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought my steering wheel, the gas pedal, and brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realized I was sitting in the back seat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29052) - you deserved it (12425)

On 12/10/2009 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49998) - you deserved it (4605)

On 10/03/2009 at 7:43am - love - by Anon (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I was using a cream to remove the hair from my legs. After I was done, I went on the computer, and a few minutes later I noticed that the same hand I had the cream on was leaning on the side of my head. Now I have a huge bald spot and a party to go to later. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13055) - you deserved it (42473)

On 08/23/2009 at 6:39am - misc - by Akasunanokai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26400) - you deserved it (2654)

On 01/26/2009 at 6:44pm - misc - by glittercat - United States (Missouri)

Bénédicte's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Xmas illustrated FML
  • Here we go, final lap before Christmas is finally upon us. Although, you could say we've been subjected to quite a few strains of Christmas already. The decorations are up since mid-August, and certain family…

Friday 19 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: