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About snydeeli000 : Looking at my old comments and thinking "Oh god, I was such a fucking idiot."
I was brought up Mormon with all the rules and without the benefits- my mom is inactive but still expects me to adhere to the "Word of Wisdom." I believed that the church was true until Middle School when I was opened up to other point of views. I am now proud to say that I am an atheist. But it pisses me off when other atheists are assholes and go around telling religious people that they're idiots and believe lies. That being said, it also pisses me off when Christians go around telling everyone they're sinners and that they're going to hell. Can't we all just love and accept each other?
Major Depressive Disorder
Borderline Personality Disorder
Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD)
I'm not looking for sympathy; I'm just sharing who I am, and why I might feel a certain way.
My last picture is my sweet baby girls, Sugar (left) and Spice (right)❤
Why am I up so early?
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Today, after working a double shift, I got home to total pandemonium. My dogs had crapped all over the house, my kitchen was soaking wet, etc. My mother, who just moved in with me, was sitting on the couch, saying she had no idea what happened. FML
Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML
Today, I found a hornet's nest in the backyard, so I called my brother over to take a look. He said "Hmm, wonder how fast you can run." then hurled a rock at the nest and sprinted back to the house. I wasn't so fast. I now feel like someone's beaten me half to death with a cactus. FML
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Today, I was watching Ratatouille. Piece of advice for starving students: never watch it when you've only eaten two apples in two days, or you'll find yourself in the ridiculous position of being jealous of a fucking rat. FML
Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought my steering wheel, the gas pedal, and brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realized I was sitting in the back seat. FML
Friday 5 February 2016