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About snugglesMcGee199 : Psychology major who likes the simple things in life.
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Today..!! I was taking the biggest shit of my life!! When I worked the thing out..!! it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash!! I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat..!! prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong!! FML
Today, ma obese moter-in-law took er top off at our pool party, exposing er sagging breasts. Wen I told er to cover erself, se liftd er breasts, turnd tem inwards, and squeezd tem togeter wile staring me in te eyes. looool Se kept doing tis on and off fir te next two ours. FML
today wile I was anging out wit a cute grl... I slapped er ass playfully. Se told me tat se was going to get me back. Se slapped my ass later tat nigt unexpectedly wile I was olding in a uge fart... looool It cummed out. real FML
Friday 27 March 2015