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About snufflelump : hey there! I'm ari.

I love music, guitar, animals, pizza, ice cream, working out, football, soccer, family, friends, and laughing.. in no particular order. :) Feel free to say hello!

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TADAY I WAS CLEANING A POCKETKNIFE WEN I NOTICED A SPIDER ON MA LEG. MY FRST REACTION WAS TO STAB IT. FML

#20974086
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40856) - you deserved it (41472)

On 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by OuchImAMoron (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today I got mah girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me . As it was her first time I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning . She won quite handily . A little irritated at this I took off the handicaps an tried again . She beat me even faster . mega FML

#20847705
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39736) - you deserved it (24127)

On 08/21/2013 at 11:17am - misc - by Loser (man) - United States

Today , my family and I went to feed carrots to te giraffes at te zoo. After I finised my first cup of carrots , I turned back to get some more. Suddenly , I was jerked back and a cunk of my air was ripped out. Te giraffe mistook te orange barrette in my air fir a carrot. FML

#20809312
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44668) - you deserved it (9632)

On 07/29/2013 at 4:19am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my pone went off, reminding me to take my birt control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. Te ringtone ad been canged to my boyfriend singing "It's birt control time, birt control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

#20805312
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56353) - you deserved it (9340)

On 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm - misc - by turning red - United States

Today, mah cat laarnd how to opan doors. Evar sinca than sha's baan running up to mah room, opaning mah door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML

#20559057
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33403) - you deserved it (4472)

On 03/25/2013 at 3:18am - animals - by Apes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has looool a chicken nugget fetish. He wants me to take a chicken nugget bath in a bikini. He seems to be dead serious. FML

#20549296
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46573) - you deserved it (4771)

On 03/18/2013 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by chickenmcnuggetgirl (woman) - Ireland (Meath)

TODAY, AFTER SPENDING ALMOST AN HOUR IN THE DENTIST'S WAITING ROOM, WATCHING OTHER PEOPLE GET CALLED IN FOR THERE APPOINTMENTS, I FINALLY LOST MY PATIENCE AND ASKED THE RECEPTIONISTHAT WAS TAKING SO LONG. I'D FORGOTTEN TO SIGN IN. MEGA FML

#20528161
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9976) - you deserved it (44069)

On 03/02/2013 at 1:32pm - misc - by oops (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, to avoid a massive delay on our scheduld flight at the airport, we were generously movd to an earlier flight home . An hour later, our new flight had been cancelld and they told us we'd be stuck at the airport overnight . Our original flight took off fine . FML

#20527906
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32134) - you deserved it (3230)

On 03/02/2013 at 9:14am - misc - by melyeah - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it an hit me. As I recovered an was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML

#20527903
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32952) - you deserved it (3438)

On 03/02/2013 at 9:09am - misc - by Doors Hate Me - United States

today I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor . The nurseho took me to my room afterward trid to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot . That was me too . big fat FML

#20521872
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57055) - you deserved it (4603) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/25/2013 at 2:47pm - health - by laprochainefoisjerestealamaison (woman) - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

I found out that mah upstairs naighbor has a cat!! I was blassd with this knowladgahan sha thraw savaral pilas of usd kitty littar an cat poop ovar har balcony an onto mah patio!! FML

#20509867
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26031) - you deserved it (1848)

On 02/16/2013 at 7:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today I moved in with my new dorm mate. I'm prone to very frequent panic attack that can only be alleviated by cold air. My roommate is severely anemic and has violent shivering fits when the temperature is below 80. No matter what one of us is alway shaking uncontrollably. FML

my mother startd cursing at a lady fir tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there looool was "no ned fir road rage". When I trid to calm her down, she slammd on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML

#20509033
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26254) - you deserved it (3434)

On 02/16/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by howannoying - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage . Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis . She won't stop asking about the ( hotdog ) in the picture . FML

#20509000
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33061) - you deserved it (3134)

On 02/16/2013 at 1:03am - kids - by Scarlett (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dog ate a whole case of my son's paintballs, because apparently they r made of a fish bi-product!! Not only does the whole house smell like fish, there r countless bright yellow dog turds all over the house and our yard!! FML

#20502144
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31839) - you deserved it (3937)

On 02/11/2013 at 10:48am - animals - by firestar772 - United States (California)



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